Sunday, April 21, 2013

.....in for a pound!"

Emma is sprawled on the deck and the doctor is attempting to pull himself together. Currently, they're a little bit shocked by the force of the blow from the little man. Chief Engineer L'wisz Spornart has almost taken Captain Mervin Heckton's head off with his punch, when suddenly -


- some idiot turns off the lights*


And the gravity.

* 1955, Al Feldstein

Saturday, April 20, 2013

"In for a penny..."

"MAC!! BLAST YE!!! -- Pilot, GET HER! THERE!!" and the Captain is pointing at something which the sensors read as a black hole AND a white dwarf.

"Captain, that thing will crush this ship into atoms and then spread us over the 47 known galaxies! It's impossible!"

"YOU'RE DISMISSED!" he shouts, and knocks Emma from her chair. He then pushes "full throttle forward."

Amidst the screaming of the ship's hull, the Doctor can be heard shouting, as you enter a darkness that you can actually taste.