"MAC!! BLAST YE!!! -- Pilot, GET HER! THERE!!" and the Captain is pointing at something which the sensors read as a black hole AND a white dwarf.
"Captain, that thing will crush this ship into atoms and then spread us over the 47 known galaxies! It's impossible!"
"YOU'RE DISMISSED!" he shouts, and knocks Emma from her chair. He then pushes "full throttle forward."
Amidst the screaming of the ship's hull, the Doctor can be heard shouting, as you enter a darkness that you can actually taste.
As Dr Von Kramm slaps a pain patch on his flesh arm to mitigate the agony of his cyberlimb and cybereye, he cries out: "Gott in Himmel! Der Kapitan ist ganz verruckt! Vee vill alle be killed!"
ReplyDeleteL'wisz (arrives on the bridge, eyes bulging, red in the face) "What in damnation are you doing to my ship Ahab?! The engines are way above tolerances and hull stresses are off the scale! She can't take much more of this before she tears apart! Stop this madness now!"
ReplyDeleteChief Engineer grabs Captain by front of his uniform and throws a punch at his head. (For SR purposes rolled 2D6 twice and got 5 [double 1s plus 3) and 5)